The Problem With DIY Upholstery

Published by Nadeem Muaddi on March 20th, 2011

Ever have a customer come to your shop with a project that he first tried to do himself, only to wind up butchering it instead? It’s usually pretty funny. More often than not, the materials are subpar, the craftsmanship is shoddy and the mistakes are amateur – all, of course, for good reason.

While there certainly is no shame in trying, I’ve always wondered what it is about auto upholstery that makes some people think that any dimwit can do it. The answer, of course, is DIY articles, books and videos that downplay the skills and artistry of the craft.

Take, for instance, this article recently published by Custom Classic Trucks: “Installing a Chevrolet C10 Interior – An Inside Job.” The author brazenly writes:

If one was to look through a ’73-’87 C10 LMC Truck catalog they would notice that they cater to the DIY weekend warrior. Ranging from suspension, trim, body panels and much more, the array of products runs deep and rampant. In fact, LMC even dabbles in a DIY taboo, upholstery. Between those pages is everything needed to do an entire interior in the cab of ’73-’87 trucks.

[U]pholstery and interior work can be another project in the garage, which means no more shopping around for the right price and the right look at an interior shop. Instead, one can pick up a catalog, have parts delivered to the door, and the wrenching can begin. A week later, a truck emerges from the garage with a whole new attitude.

What kind of “whole new attitude” do you suppose baggy seat covers project? Carelessness? Mediocrity?

To be fair, most ready-made seat covers are easy to install. But it takes an experienced auto trimmer to install them properly. After all, what if the seat frame is broken or the foam is beat and rotted out? And how about if the covers fit too loosely? Only an auto upholstery professional is properly equipped and trained to deal with such things.

But lousy work isn’t only the fault of inexperienced do-it-yourselfers. It’s also due to teachers who give poor instruction and discount the level of artistry and skill needed to complete a project. Hot Bike, for example, recently published an article titled “Wrap it Up: Custom Seat Covers on the Cheap” in which the author teaches readers how to create a custom motorcycle seat cover for only $16.66 (including fabric, foam, glue and hardware).

So what kind of material can you buy for less than $17 that’ll make your motorcycle’s seat pop? The author explains:

After searching for a suitable cover material, we looked through our stack of old T-shirts for something good, but ended up employing a small Mexican blanket. In the past it was used as a bedroll until a section of it got caught in the rear wheel and tore it in half. The remaining part of the blanket fit the bill and was free, so we had that going for us.

Shocked? It gets even worse when the author instructs his readers to screw the “Mexican blanket” to the seat pan like this:

Clearly, the only way this bike is going to look “hot” is if the owner lights that horrible seat on fire.

You see – the problem with articles like these, and DIY auto upholstery projects in general, is that they don’t take into account the natural artistic talents of professional auto trimmers, nor the years of apprenticeship that they put in to learn the ins and outs of the trade. What’s more, these articles mislead readers and insult auto trimmers.

In the end, however, I suppose it’s not all that bad – because those who attempt DIY auto upholstery projects eventually fail and realize that they need to employ a professional to complete (or fix) the job. Though, unfortunately for them, it usually ends up costing more than if they had just taken it to a pro to begin with.

The Haartz Corporation

10 Responses

  1. John says:

    I had a customer who was gonna bring me a LMC cover, I talked him into me doing one from scratch. Turned out great of course.

    • Nadeem Muaddi says:

      Haha, don’t you hate when they bring really cheap covers for you to install and then wonder why it turned out so poorly? Great job selling him on a custom one!

  2. My wife is addicted to those diy programmes

    • Nadeem Muaddi says:

      I hear you Fred! My household TV stays tuned to the DIY Network 24/7. Going one day without learning how to install recessed lighting or a new bathroom sink would be like heaven – but my family is obsessed with that sort of thing. In the end, though, I suppose it’s a form of education… even if the programs never fully teach you how to properly do the job.

  3. Luke says:

    hahaha how wild! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Good stuff guys keep it up! I get seat covers all the time that people have tried to install themselves. For some reason it always takes a torn seam for them to come to their senses.

  4. janine says:

    Oh man! We know a Vinyl repair company who installs seat covers kits. They charge way more than we do and they definitely don’t look as nice as an auto trimmer would do. Have fixed their mistakes many time!( When the guys decide to cut seat belt holes wrong or try to cover consoles) The amount of time it takes them to complete the job is crazy. ( 4 guys and 2 days for a truck interior) Wish people would think about the upholster more often! Instead of when they are in dire straits!!

  5. John says:

    I can’t even begin to tell you everything wrong here…. Lol! Screws, No stitching, it’s loose…. He could have at least used vinyl…. That is funny as it gets..

  6. Crhis says:

    Actually, I’ve had a couple of friends try this and their results were both excellent.

  7. Byron Williams says:

    Don’t you just hate it when a DIY’er buys 5 bucks worth of Vinyl covering and makes a better looking seat than you can……

  8. dreyskie says:

    Eventhough in a lot of cases you guys are correct but I think there are some talented guys who can do good diy jobs.

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